Guns don’t kill people, Chuck Norris kills people

Chuck Norris jokes are really old by now, but a
couple of new lines came in along such classics as
“Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down
until he gets the information he wants.”
Go check them yourself at chuck-norris-facts. com[tags]Chuck Norris, Carnage, Abomination, Overlord, Master, Death, Destruction[/tags]