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We Call This The Happy High Five Song. When You Hear It, You’ll Probably Agree.

Caution! When Listening To This Tune On Your Hedaphones, You Might Start High Fiving Random Strangers!

This is one of those, uber cheerful ‘everythings all right and i’m walking down the streets while having too much fun’ type of songs that need to be in one of those older Adam Sandler movies when the good guy has won and it’s all big happy hollywood clichee endings with the entire street cheering and high fiving the hero. Architecture in Helsinki delivers again. Love it. Needs to be played on Radio Awesome To The Max Power Jam FM 3000.

Happiness Can Only Be Found On The Inside, But This Song Is A Very Good Stimulation

Dream a Little Crazy by Architecture In Helsinki

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18 Best Broken Beat Jazzy Jams of The 90ies! Playlist By MUNK! Artist Top Tunes #2!

18 Best 90ies Broken Beat Jazzy Jams Playlist By MUNK!

Old buddy of mine and absolute producer veteran, and vet on the turntables is Gommas own MUNK who has been around for as long as i can remember. He is mostly know for his current productions under that same moniker and his globally reknowned GOMMA label. But seriously, dude knows way more than that! In the mid-late 90ies he was part of the epicentre of that whole jazzy broken beat UK sound that was sweeping the planet and maybe sowed the ground for todays bedroom turned boiler room producers. So since that whole ‘Trip Hop’ sound has somewhat of a renaissance in the day and age of post dubstep – i asked him for a playlist from back then and boy did he deliver…

This Is What The 90s Really Sounded Like!

I do remember most of the playlist, but i didn’t know we would have such a hard time finding it online. There are gems here that the world forgot about which need to be repackaged and reworked. Sidenote to all the kids reading this, before you sample some 90s r&b (again) for your 70-140 bpm tracks try some of the material on here, and seriously. The 90s was about way more than the Fresh Prince & Aalyiah! Here is a lesson in sound! You will recognize some of the names, especially those we added later on, since we couldn’t find half (?) of his original playlist and almost broke Google. Enjoy this playlist and take a trip down memory lane, or get an introduction to the superior effect that jazzy monotonous music has in combination with weed.

Follow Munk : Facebook ::: Soundcloud ::: GOMMA Website

MUNK’s 18 Best 90ies Broken Beat Jazzy Jams Playlist

MUNK’s actual Tracklist

Garsaaidi  : Frank zaffa –   orange Egg
Chaser : Sides of Iron  –  Soma
Yellow productions:    Vibration Mystique –  Yellow recordings
Lamb : Cotton Wool (Sacred Space Mix)  – Fontana
The Migthy Bop    baby Dream   Yellow recordings
Wagon Christ :  How you really feel   –  Rising High records
Palmskin productions: The Beats – MoWax
Pronoia:  The tribute    (Mind the Gab rec)
Snooze : Killa with a gun  (Fila Brazilla Rmx)    –  SSR/ Crammed Disc
Nitin Sawhney: Migration   Outcaste
Hunch:  template    Clear Up
Sokol   Mean clown Welcome  – Cheap
Earthling:  Nefisa  –  Cooltempo
Nightmares On Wax – Les Nuits
U.N.C.L.E. feat Thom Yorke of RAdiohead – Rabbit In Your Headlight
Carl Craig – Bug In The Bass Bin
La Funk Mob – La Doctoresse

And of course the very first – Portishead Album

NSFW: Spread Your Legs And Smile! “Tumblr Girls” By G-Eazy

“Cause i’m in love with these tumblr girls, with skinny waists and drug habits…”

I was often wondering where do fashion models careers go to die if they don’t make it into the major league? Nowadays, The Answer is Tumblr. Much like the many young artists, designers who never break into the mainstream, this is where they eventually end up. Somebody recently wrote a nice article about how the uber-misogynistic modern fashion industry is becoming a branch of the porn industry. And G-Eazys brand new song Tumblr Girls says it all.

“Girl you know you’re lost,
Lost in the thrill of it all…”

Tumblr has become a collection of skinny girls porn pics with cheap instagram effects. Mostly taken at “arty fashion shootings” with HUGE CAMERAS and TIGHT LENSES. Giving life the middlefinger and promoting the endless spiral of sex and party drugs… but make sure to eat organic, work out, have cool spiritual quotes on facebook/tumblr and then ‘rad’ take selfies of the mdma/coke nights’. Living the dream, living the dream…

The Kids Don’t Stand A Chance

I’m not knocking any of these things – huge fan of sex, lsd, weed and mysticism here, but i have never been a fan of fake bullshit. Call it for what it is! And just look what everybody’s ready to give up for 15 min of tumblr fame – cause that’s exactly where 99,99% are going. Publishing: tumblr – agency: instagram. From rape shots, to wet panties, teary eyes, coked up happy faces, running mascara, moaning, lustful facials to wasted girls with legs wide spread while doing it for art, fashion and your egos vanity. We all know sex sells, but Its always a sign of weakness if your ‘brand’ needs sex to sell. Somewhere Pedo Bear is slowly clapping…

Play The Quiz! Fashion Or Porn!

Ps the images used are all tumblr shots. There were too many to pick from when i googled them, so i picked the very first ones, and i don’t see the difference either. Well here is a QUIZ with tumblr pics : Can You Tell The Difference Between Fashion & Porn?

G-Eazy “TUMBLR Girl” (Free DL)

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Just When I Had Given Up On Hearing Any Good Hip Hop Today, THIS New Premier Joint Made My Day!

Really glad to hear a new Premo track – and Dynasty’s nice on the mic. Being the Always Sunny In Philadelphia fan that i am – i wish she’d call herself Sha-Dynasty for one of her thuggish joints! Vocals Dynasty, Production + Cuts DJ Premier. Taken off Dynasty’s forthcoming debut album “A Star In Lifes Clothing”. PRE-ORDER via Jakarta Records

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27 Reasons Why Kaytranada Is One Of The Best New Beatmakers In The World Today

Within the shortest amount of time, his name keeps popping up in all kind of sets and by the most diverse of djs and crowds that i know. Many of his remixes have become standards for so many people and there are only a few that don’t like what he does. I am not saying he is the only one of this new breed of beatmakers, but his distinctive sound and mood hits the modern day zeitgeist dead on and to prove my point here are more than 100 minutes of showcase with 27 tunes! Enjoy the selction, most are FREE DLs fyi,  and follow the man to keep up with his many releases.

Kaytranada on Facebook ::: Soundcloud ::: Twitter

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How To Make White People Do The Harlem Shake Within One Minute!

The combination of hip hop + electronic music can sometimes be fun like this. The UK has always done it funkier than the rest of the world and Shift K3Y seems to be carrying on that tradition. Love it how the entire martial aspect of  german and global electronic music is entirely not present – you know that whole dark, moody, brooding, romantic MDMA feel that is supposed to be emotional, but is actually everything but that and sounds more like a cold and empty room and…

Ok, i almost went off onto a rant here. I bet this a tune that everyone can enjoy, you know #whitepeopledancing #youcallthatdancing #whatareyoudoingman and i bet I’ll play this song for some time to come now. The song is awesome but this is exactly the combination that will have the blonde, ginger northern hemisphere potatoe humans doing their cosby dance. After hearing this i’ll come up with a playlist of these kind of tunes shortly. Damn, i like this and this will have THEM in a frenzy. Turn up your systems, watch your white friends, no matter what gender, age (the much older ones will probably still be a bit scared of the negroid overtones) go from toe tapping to headnodding off into a fully executed solo harlem shake… add available party drugs and alcohol to make the experience last longer for the test subject.

Shift K3Y – Keep Your Mouth Shut (Things That We Do) – Ft. Griminal

Follow the man on : Soundcloud ::: Facebook ::: Twitter

Germans will love this song: EinS, Zsssswei… Autobahn! Jaaaa!