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ChromeMusic & Gomma Records = MIAO Bar @ Munich | Opening This Weekend May 8th & 9th

No Dogs Allowed!

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ChromeMusic or in particular me took a sabbatical, if u can call it that… Well, anyways i was gone for a while, dug deep, and rethought what i wanted to do. Having deejayed for the longest and packed even the biggest venues and having built the YUM YUM party series straight from the gut and out of instinct everybody insisted on managing me, but never understood what this thing was/is about… so i was reevaluating the times and checking for new things until everything fell into piece… more like everything came together in peace.

We started a brand new label, which is probably one of a kind, just telling from the way it works and how beneficial it truly is for everyone involved from the artists, to the managers to the designers and programmers. Its something that i am proud of and its gonna take ages for anyone to copy that, since its pretty much dependent on insight and knowledge that is simply not out there for the grabbing… and we are just starting out. But that’s another post for another time…

Well anyways i met an old friend, we got into talking and i realized how much i missed playing in venues for the sake of it, not for the corporate aim or for the social recognition (on a self value scale it’s actually the same jerk off… He offered to open up something of an improvised, non-designed, handcrafted, non-posh, venue with me and since i am labelwise and blogwise (as u can see) heavily involved into music, artists and live acts and all that ‘shite’, it just made sense.

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SO – HERE’s the Thing:

ChromeMusic & Gomma Records go way back. In particular me & Munk. He even made me play at his earliest parties, way before the Gomma label and before i buggered off to the UK in the 90ies. And even in the fantastic cult club and best Munich club ever “Erste Liga” (ONLY THE RED ONE) we both were residents, he did his always packed Thursdays night with his melodic journeys and wide arrays of partners, while i held the Fridays spot and my mix of sonic enchantment (ha!). Both those night + the club were groundbreaking, created a before non-existing scene which still lives on in every still cool spot in town and was simply awesome! Mind you… AWESOME! So, you’re looking for the best tablet for musicians you can load up with all the music making apps you can shake a stick at? Yes, it’s possible.

Ps whatever club opened after that, it never had the same social/musical and cultural impact of that venue, it was always just feeding offa that spot. After Munk & good buddy Søren did the Ruby Bar together for a year and a half, the only other venue, to stay in recent memory, and me doing a buttload of offlocations in the previous years and thus creating half of the nowadays active array of djs in this longitude and latitude, i guess it was a no-brainer that we had to get back together! I mean literally – no brain ! We clicked as we always do  and were more or less speechless that we never even considered crossing paths.

Well we are now…

MIAO is just meant to be a nice, red-lightish pop up venue for a mere 3 months and we tend to get all our buddies down to play with us and move something. We are both happy that it turned out to be THAT venue, an old arabic cultural meeting point (always has a negative sidenote, doesnt it?), that is finally located outside of the Glockenbach Viertel, the formerly hip area of Munich. So i guess we had to move, and no part of town, says urban and mundane louder that the spot between Hauptbahnhof and Maxvorstadt. Right next to a former place called “Boobs”! See what i mean?

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We just turned the whole spot into a venue that our designers (not talking Photoshop, i am talking spray cans!) started calling MIAO. So the name was another no-brainer. And being a digital native myself, who in the world wants to argue against cats?

Ok, so here’s the bullet points:

  • MIAO is gonna be open on Fridays & Saturdays from 10pm-5am.
  • A nice gallery is part of the venue and Artist Martin Fengel will be hosting a new Vernissage every 2 weeks with changing exhibits and artists.
  • FRIDAYS run by the Gomma Gang and Ruby Bar residents: Munk, Manuel Kim, Max Josef, Marvin & Valentino, Moritz Butchek of two-in-a-row fame (the only other Munich blog i recognize as a blog ;) and many international friends, buddies & guests
  • SATURDAYS is run by ChromeMusic & Friends: So me, Chrome, long time partner and Dj romancier Jean-Christophe “Schowi” Ritter, FEAST (Lichtdicht Rec/Milky Chance label) and a lot of friend and buddies like local hero Sepalot, yumyum partner Max Mausser, FM4 legend Beware and many more guests & buds.
  • The venue will be run by Søren & Pino, same guys as Ruby Bar and long time partners.
  • The doormen will be an old school vamp from the days of the Erste Liga
  • A couple of great new bands are gonna play their first acoustic Live sets like the rising Lions Head, hopefully James Hersey, The Capitols and so forth… but that’s another story still tba
  • Adress: Dachauerstrasse 14 (right across Cafe Kosmos)

And if u ask us about the music policy. Well, you must be new in town….

How Shaolin Monks Train For The Martial Arts (Photo Gallery And Some Music By The RZA)

Well nobody really knows what Shaolin Kung Fu is actually supposed to be these days. Its definitely not a direct successor of the original Shaolin Temple heritage. A form of Kung Fu that is most similar to Hung Gar Kung Fu, resident in the southern parts of China, much like Wing Tsun and Choi Li Fut. But before going into the photo gallery, first here’s a short snippet of RZA’s new bandcamp compilation entitled “The RZA presents Shaolin Soul Selection: Volume 1“. What else did you expect? hahahaha…

And this is how modern day Shaolin monks train for the martial arts. Very reminiscent of the 70s Hong Kong movies. Shaw Brothers anyone? Enjoy…

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Kung Fury! A Movie Trailer That’ll make The Big Bang Look Like A Lazy Sneeze

It seems my languaging skills have reached their limit. A trailer has humbled me. Describing it adequately enough is harder than explaining my obsession with erotic dinosaur literature to my family. “Hey, there’s nothing wrong with that.” I know, right?

Before you read any further you should probably just skip down and watch this trailer for Kung-Fury. But be warned! If you liked Far Cry: Blood Dragon, you will fall in love with this one.

…and now that you’ve seen it, tell me, how can you contain all that glory in a fragile description? Let’s try anyways: Every ten thousand years or so when the planets are in perfect alignment, a doorway opens to a magical dimension of dinosaurs and Nazis. Where time-travel and Nintendo Power Gloves go hand in hand, as god herself intended, and Kungfu takes it’s rightful place as the highest form of cultural expression…

A realm where nothing is impossible, and even dino-erotica is not frowned upon. A world without the fear of getting murdered every day by graffiti artists and rapists. *sigh* I’ve stepped into it, and I’m never coming back.

*PERFORMS INFINITE COMBO* Namaste.

Help this movie to get made! Support it via kickstarter!

 

Ultimate Justin Bieber Rant By The Pope Of Conspiracy Theories! It’s So Right In All The Wrong Ways!

We all know the internet is a series of tubes but sometimes I wonder if it’s not just a series of Alex Jones rants.
If you don’t know who Alex Jones is then you must be new to the internet.
Since the dawn of the internets (btw that’s how we Elders of the Internet spell it), Alex Jones has been relentlessly bullhorning awesome conspiracy theories, infiltrating secret societies and exposing the globalist agenda, all the while being inhumanly loud and angry. This man’s resistance to death from a heart attack, is worth a conspiracy theory in and of itself. His mostly freestyled rants air on more than 70 AM, FM, and shortwave radio stations across the United States and the Internets. So he’s reaching millions of minds. But that’s only because his technique is impeccable. It’s almost like he falls into some sort of weird trance, where he’s able to weave conspiracy plots out of whatever his short-term memory recalls with random paranoia, into one beautifully demented Persian carpet of doom.

If Conspiracy Theories were an art form this man would be Da Vinci

If conspiracy theories were an art form this man would be Da Vinci, Michelangelo, Donatello and all the other teenage mutant ninja renaissance men rolled into one. What’s more, beneath all the paranoia and insanity, there is a glimmer of truth. Not with the details of course, but with general intuition that there something very rotten at the core of the political and economic system that runs our planet.
One of his finest creations, besides his rant on DMT and his appearances on live television, is this Justin Bieber rant (it’s pronounced Biebler, it turns out). You may cringe but it’s so worth your time. Trust me I’m a doctor.

YUM YUM Munich Back to Big! October 26th @Reitschule

YUM YUM is back and finally “Back to Big”. You may have wondered why there hasn´t been a YY Party in Munich during the last two months, but there have been quite some differences with our last regular location Yip Yab.

It never was a perfect match since YUM YUM is a party beyond the capacity of 300 people and so we are very delighted to announce our next YUM YUM at Reitschule on October 26th with loads of space for all our friends and guests to enjoy. So come by to celebrate our 9th Birthday with lots of sunshine goodness on the dancefloor and plenty of goodies for everyone.

Chrome, Max Mausser, Pretty Boy D-Nice and Marki will provide you with all your favourite YUM YUM Tunes so bring your dancing shoes! A new remix pack aswell as a new mixtape are already coming your way and even more news coming soon…

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HELP US!! Chromemusic is looking for a programmer | coder to work with!

Hope this got your attention :) We are about to completly renew Chromemusic and if you are wiling to join the task force and are a coder / web developer or a web designer your help would be much appreciated. If you are following this site frequently and have been a friend or fan for some time and know what we are about, and also happen to be a programmer – you are the right guy/girl for us! We would like to work with you and create something completly new together.

All further details can be briefly explained and discussed if you CONTACT US RIGHT HERE (Thanks so much in advance and ps we speak engl & german}