The Shadow Years

The years and the phase of ChromeMusic and YUM YUM was left deserted and abondened by Chrome. No production. No Love. No One Around.
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NSFW: Spread Your Legs And Smile! “Tumblr Girls” By G-Eazy

January 27, 2014

“Cause i’m in love with these tumblr girls, with skinny waists and drug habits…”

I was often wondering where do fashion models careers go to die if they don’t make it into the major league? Nowadays, The Answer is Tumblr. Much like the many young artists, designers who never break into the mainstream, this is where they eventually end up. Somebody recently wrote a nice article about how the uber-misogynistic modern fashion industry is becoming a branch of the porn industry. And G-Eazys brand new song Tumblr Girls says it all.

“Girl you know you’re lost,
Lost in the thrill of it all…”

Tumblr has become a collection of skinny girls porn pics with cheap instagram effects. Mostly taken at “arty fashion shootings” with HUGE CAMERAS and TIGHT LENSES. Giving life the middlefinger and promoting the endless spiral of sex and party drugs… but make sure to eat organic, work out, have cool spiritual quotes on facebook/tumblr and then ‘rad’ take selfies of the mdma/coke nights’. Living the dream, living the dream…

The Kids Don’t Stand A Chance

I’m not knocking any of these things – huge fan of sex, lsd, weed and mysticism here, but i have never been a fan of fake bullshit. Call it for what it is! And just look what everybody’s ready to give up for 15 min of tumblr fame – cause that’s exactly where 99,99% are going. Publishing: tumblr – agency: instagram. From rape shots, to wet panties, teary eyes, coked up happy faces, running mascara, moaning, lustful facials to wasted girls with legs wide spread while doing it for art, fashion and your egos vanity. We all know sex sells, but Its always a sign of weakness if your ‘brand’ needs sex to sell. Somewhere Pedo Bear is slowly clapping…

Play The Quiz! Fashion Or Porn!

Ps the images used are all tumblr shots. There were too many to pick from when i googled them, so i picked the very first ones, and i don’t see the difference either. Well here is a QUIZ with tumblr pics : Can You Tell The Difference Between Fashion & Porn?

G-Eazy “TUMBLR Girl” (Free DL)

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SPOILER ALERT! Here’s what’s going to happen at the Grammys tonight

January 26, 2014

Here’s what’s happening at the Grammys tonight: Kraftwerk will receive a Grammy for their lifetime achievements.

Good friends of mine shot an outstanding video for the occasion and here’s what they have to say for themselves:

“You know i got this Band Susanne Blech. We worked on our album the whole of last year and this is the second videoclip to one of the new songs of the upcoming record on the Label Cat In The Box. It is our answer to the deserved Grammy Award Düsseldorfs Kraftwerk ( Ralf Hütter and Florian Schneider) are getting for their Lifetime Achievement. Hopefully it will roam around in Blogs and spread by your help. More videos and songs to come … 1Love!!!”

So here it is… oh yeah, the lyrics are in German… so…

Susanne Blech: Facebook ::: Website

 

Kung Fury! A Movie Trailer That’ll make The Big Bang Look Like A Lazy Sneeze

January 26, 2014

It seems my languaging skills have reached their limit. A trailer has humbled me. Describing it adequately enough is harder than explaining my obsession with erotic dinosaur literature to my family. “Hey, there’s nothing wrong with that.” I know, right?

Before you read any further you should probably just skip down and watch this trailer for Kung-Fury. But be warned! If you liked Far Cry: Blood Dragon, you will fall in love with this one.

…and now that you’ve seen it, tell me, how can you contain all that glory in a fragile description? Let’s try anyways: Every ten thousand years or so when the planets are in perfect alignment, a doorway opens to a magical dimension of dinosaurs and Nazis. Where time-travel and Nintendo Power Gloves go hand in hand, as god herself intended, and Kungfu takes it’s rightful place as the highest form of cultural expression…

A realm where nothing is impossible, and even dino-erotica is not frowned upon. A world without the fear of getting murdered every day by graffiti artists and rapists. *sigh* I’ve stepped into it, and I’m never coming back.

*PERFORMS INFINITE COMBO* Namaste.

Help this movie to get made! Support it via kickstarter!

 

Just When I Had Given Up On Hearing Any Good Hip Hop Today, THIS New Premier Joint Made My Day!

January 25, 2014

Really glad to hear a new Premo track – and Dynasty’s nice on the mic. Being the Always Sunny In Philadelphia fan that i am – i wish she’d call herself Sha-Dynasty for one of her thuggish joints! Vocals Dynasty, Production + Cuts DJ Premier. Taken off Dynasty’s forthcoming debut album “A Star In Lifes Clothing”. PRE-ORDER via Jakarta Records

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27 Reasons Why Kaytranada Is One Of The Best New Beatmakers In The World Today

January 24, 2014

Within the shortest amount of time, his name keeps popping up in all kind of sets and by the most diverse of djs and crowds that i know. Many of his remixes have become standards for so many people and there are only a few that don’t like what he does. I am not saying he is the only one of this new breed of beatmakers, but his distinctive sound and mood hits the modern day zeitgeist dead on and to prove my point here are more than 100 minutes of showcase with 27 tunes! Enjoy the selction, most are FREE DLs fyi,  and follow the man to keep up with his many releases.

Kaytranada on Facebook ::: Soundcloud ::: Twitter

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How To Make White People Do The Harlem Shake Within One Minute!

January 24, 2014

The combination of hip hop + electronic music can sometimes be fun like this. The UK has always done it funkier than the rest of the world and Shift K3Y seems to be carrying on that tradition. Love it how the entire martial aspect of  german and global electronic music is entirely not present – you know that whole dark, moody, brooding, romantic MDMA feel that is supposed to be emotional, but is actually everything but that and sounds more like a cold and empty room and…

Ok, i almost went off onto a rant here. I bet this a tune that everyone can enjoy, you know #whitepeopledancing #youcallthatdancing #whatareyoudoingman and i bet I’ll play this song for some time to come now. The song is awesome but this is exactly the combination that will have the blonde, ginger northern hemisphere potatoe humans doing their cosby dance. After hearing this i’ll come up with a playlist of these kind of tunes shortly. Damn, i like this and this will have THEM in a frenzy. Turn up your systems, watch your white friends, no matter what gender, age (the much older ones will probably still be a bit scared of the negroid overtones) go from toe tapping to headnodding off into a fully executed solo harlem shake… add available party drugs and alcohol to make the experience last longer for the test subject.

Shift K3Y – Keep Your Mouth Shut (Things That We Do) – Ft. Griminal

Follow the man on : Soundcloud ::: Facebook ::: Twitter

Germans will love this song: EinS, Zsssswei… Autobahn! Jaaaa!

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